Every profession has its pluses and minuses. And I’m sure you agree with me when I say that it’s very important to find something that you want to do with all your heart. But sometimes the things we enjoy doing become a routine because we do them every day.
What about web designers? What could be more interesting and fascinating than their job? They are artists. Still, they may become bored with what they do, too!
Creating fonts is one thing designers do. You might be surprised, but typography is a real science! Let’s look, for example, at these two extracts:
Can you see the difference? Hardly anyone can. Still, they are typed with two different fonts: the upper is Arial and the lower is Helvetica. Now you understand what I am talking about.
Imagine the concentration that web designers need to deal with fonts! And with the popularization of the web comes the popularization of custom fonts, so web designers also have to deal with fonts more and more often. You can find a lot of places to check out and buy Versatile Fonts and Font Packs. You may go to TemplateMonster, for example.
Sometimes, to overcome a routine we just need to put a little humor into what we do. If you are a web designer, you’ll appreciate the puns we have prepared for you. If you were just passing by, here’s a perfect opportunity to get to know those guys in a different, funny way.
That's a huge. PSD you got there.
Baby, wanna open your source file.
Girl, I've got a hard drive if you wanna back that data up.
Let's set our blending mode to multiply.
Ay gurl, dat body copy is kerned real tight.
Your curves are blending well.
Let's delete a few layers.
I love every pixel of you.
Damn! I'd fill & stoke you all day!
Can I align you to my key object?
Hey girl. Your legs need a little more kerning.
You can paste those lips onto my canvas any time!
First I will bevel you softly and then emboss you hard!
I want you to thicken my font with a stroke.
Let's go mess up your style sheets...
Hell, those curves increase my brush size!
Baby, you make my font go all Caps Lock!
You kern me on.
Let me animate your wireframe.
Let me add some interaction to your button.
Let me unwrap your mesh and map your clothes to the floor.
I want to merge the layers named You & Me.
Can I fill up your negative space?
Let me fill in those naked edges.
I wanna click and drag you all over the place.
Let's merge layers.
Let me lorem your ipsum.
Boy, I want to lock your layers at 0% opacity.
You are even hotter in retina.
You know just how to turn on all my hidden layers.
Oh baby, you're one hell of a smart object. I'd rasterize that any day.
I'm very font of you because you're just my type.
I'm going to render you all night long.
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